Safety in an open mind

Sam. 20. Indiana. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. Butt Touchers

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via sherlockismyname-murderismygame)

Hahaha and I’m screwed yet again. The universe clearly loves to fuck me over, since it keeps happening.

The historical accuracy of Fate/Zero is really rather impressive, to be honest.

This Town Needs Guns

—Panda

babb1e:

This Town Needs Guns /// Panda

So hard to take that I might break. I’m discovering that there’s so much to consider worthwhile, but most of all I’ve learned to hate that I’m still stuck on you.

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

(via hvn-nvh)

So this is apparently a thing, and I had no idea whatsoever. Best $20 I’ve spent in a while. #thekillers

So this is apparently a thing, and I had no idea whatsoever. Best $20 I’ve spent in a while. #thekillers

Now that I know that Natalie Dormer was in the first Captain America, I now have an entirely new reason to watch it, aside from it being a good movie.