Sam. 19. Indiana. I'm just a guy trying to figure out what the hell to do with my life. This is my blog, I hope you enjoy it. Butt Touchers

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datgamerguy:

Choose your power.

Um….um….fuck

datgamerguy:

Choose your power.

Um….um….fuck

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Dr. Tucker…Where are Nina and Alexander? Where are they?!

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makas-courage:

xxpurewhitelacexx:

SOUL EATER volume covers 1 – 23 (so far) by Atsushi Ohkubo.  
PLEASE DO NOT REPOST!♥

6/12/2013 update: the cover art for Volume 24 has been leaked~

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fabled-foreigntongues:

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN


TAKE EVERYTHING OH GOD

fabled-foreigntongues:

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS

TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

TAKE EVERYTHING OH GOD

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tastefullyoffensive:

Purrito [laenova]

tastefullyoffensive:

Purrito [laenova]

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khaliszt:

The Legend of Zelda logos (1986-2013)

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A very good reason not to fuck with Izumi Curis 

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lulz-time:

tastefullyoffensive:
tardispants: I hope they get their dog back

lulz-time:

tastefullyoffensive:

tardispantsI hope they get their dog back

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seerofsarcasm:

femme-mermaid27:

condiminaj:

legal-savvy:

Handy criminal lawyer business card: Remember to “Object loudly so bystanders can hear”.


suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper fucking imporant.

BUT when you’re objecting loudly don’t escalate the situation! Simply state “I do not consent to a search” so when that bystander tells his story it won’t say “the guys was screaming and yelling” it will say “the guy calmly stated he didn’t consent” and it will look much better for you in every aspect.
ALSO ALWAYS READ THE WARRANT! If something is misspelled technically they can’t search your place (don’t quote me on that but I was given that advice from a similar card once). Check the spelling of your name and address before allowing them in your home!
Not only that, but when speaking with police, NEVER LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN. Either speak with them through the door, or stand outside and lock it behind you. Do NOT leave your door partially open, EVER.

seerofsarcasm:

femme-mermaid27:

condiminaj:

legal-savvy:

Handy criminal lawyer business card: Remember to “Object loudly so bystanders can hear”.

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper fucking imporant.

BUT when you’re objecting loudly don’t escalate the situation! Simply state “I do not consent to a search” so when that bystander tells his story it won’t say “the guys was screaming and yelling” it will say “the guy calmly stated he didn’t consent” and it will look much better for you in every aspect.

ALSO ALWAYS READ THE WARRANT! If something is misspelled technically they can’t search your place (don’t quote me on that but I was given that advice from a similar card once). Check the spelling of your name and address before allowing them in your home!

Not only that, but when speaking with police, NEVER LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN. Either speak with them through the door, or stand outside and lock it behind you. Do NOT leave your door partially open, EVER.

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multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

image

i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

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commanderimagination:

gothtigger92:

eisen-und-blut:

are we going to ignore the fact that this guy

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who in one incarnation was raised by a tree

cannot hold the tree pose.

I guess he forgot his roots. 

did you just

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super-psychic-paper:

probably, one of the best moments of DW

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