Safety in an open mind

Sam. 20. Indiana. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. Butt Touchers

bosxe:

Couples that Slipknot together, stick together.

(via deja-guernica)

paradox221bbakerstreet:

I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’

(via shroomingwithyourspiritguide)

Now is really not the time to be thinking about things that’ll never happen between you and me. Now is the time to be sleeping.

slow-riot:

I’ve been laughing to myself for like 5 minutes about the idea of the person who lives in the American Football house coming outside with a shotgun and being like “you darn kids stay off my lawn” and a bunch of kids in flannel and thick rimmed glasses go skittering away in all directions

(via disguisedinallyouralibis)

I really regret flipping shit whenever you texted me drunk on New Year’s Eve/Day that one time. You apologized to me about that when you said you’d been sober for I forget how many months before and I was still mad at you. So I guess this is my apology to you, even if you don’t see this.

I’m watching an episode of The X-Files and I thought I had missed the intro but I hadn’t and now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.

If anyone ever gets to the point of being up their significant other’s ass that you start spending all your time with them and cut out your friends, then you have no one to blame except for yourself.

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via terminalkindofcare)

The Academy Is...

—Slow Down

Take back everything you ever said.
You never meant a word of it. You never did. 

(Source: fromthebirdscage, via assachusetts)